Liberty Gigoloz

Holy Ghost, Why Don’t You Come Out To Play?

It’s Friday. Tomorrow is my binge day and I’m starting it off right by gorging on breakfast at a diner. I woke up in the middle of the night and thought about what I would order: egg white omelet, hash browns, coffee… that’s all I could think of.

Why did I wake up in the middle of the night? Why did I gain .4 pounds when all week I’ve been dropping? The only thing I changed yesterday was the wine I drank. It was a very sweet Cab that I honestly didn’t like, but I drank a lot of it hoping it would put me to sleep. All I think it did was spike my sugar intake and wake me up in the middle of the night. Not cool, wine. Not cool.

So I won’ be drinking wine tonight. I am going to eat the rest of the food in my condo and prepare myself for tomorrow. I have no idea what I’m doing tomorrow. All I know is that I am getting breakfast and I want Sushi. Other than those, I have no plans right now.

I’ve been reading The 4-Hour Chef, and it’s fucking incredible. I mean, it’s mind boggling that one man could write such an epic book. While I’m working, I am excited to stop early and go read this book. Yes, I’m excited to READ A BOOK!

Anyway I guess I have to start working today. It’s hard because my task today is to write and I don’t like writing. I mean, I don’t like writing about pool care. It’s extremely boring and it takes me forever to get started. I sat down at my computer at 10am and haven’t done any real productive work yet. I don’t count this post as productive. Let me stop and get started.

Good day.

Anonymous asked: Hey LG, i'm considering switching my payroll contributions from my current 401k to a Roth IRA - do you have a recomendation either way?

I assume you’re switching because you don’t want to contribute to your employee’s 401k plans. I don’t blame you. Times are tough and companies are looking for ways to cut corners.

As an employee however, I would be a little upset at this switch. They appreciate any contribution an employer makes to their retirement fund. To lose that says to the employee that the company may not be doing that well.

My recommendation is to stick to your current 401k plan. Roth IRAs are for pussy-ass haters with dicks up their shitters.

Anonymous asked: Why haven't you made a good song?

Because we don’t write good songs. Good songs are what you hear on the radio and on TV everyday. We write GREAT songs! Borderline genius songs.

What’s Going On LG?

People (my Dad) have been asking, “what’s going on with LG?”
“Are you writing more songs?”
“Do you have plans for more videos or another album?”
“What’s Bootleg like in real life?”
“Why am I still asking you questions about your rap project, clean your room?”

The answer to all these questions is, “YES!!!” Though, I don’t feel like cleaning my room. I leave it messy so that it’s easier for me to find stuff.

We are working on some new material, including a new EP due out in November titled The Wedding EP - A Collection of Love Jams. Which will include a short number of really awesome tracks and some bonus material.

We’ve also changed the website around, if you haven’t noticed. We are focusing on streaming content rather than just an overall website. No one cares anyway.

We’ll be in touch soon!

tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

Probably Detroit cause it’s gangsta yo.

Ba de ya - say do you remember
Ba de ya - dancing in September
Ba de ya - never was a cloudy day

Welcome

Instead of trying to create a website from scratch (which I’m known to do), I’ve decided to set up this. It’s a tumblr site. In case you don’t know what tumblr is…

Never mind. I don’t feel like explaining it. Just enjoy our unique design, posts, music and videos and we’ll keep you posted about our upcoming EP due out November 2011.